You might find it cheaper to ditch your girlfriend or wife and head to Vegas next time you want to have sex. You could spend the extra cash on the casinos or even beef up your Jeep with the extra dough!
This calculator is quite comprehensive in it’s effort to ascribe a value to the time you waste on your girlfriend or wife doing things you would rather not do in effort to have sex. Try it out, you might be surprised at the high cost of sex and devise other means to be more thrifty and gain greater enjoyment.
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An alternative to wasting all of the time and money on your significant other would be to stop doing what she wants and start being a real man and doing what you want. Let her do what she wants and then still try to get sex when you want it. If she refuses, kick her to the curb and go buy something for your Jeep, you’ll forget all about her in a few days, and some other chick will come by if you’re tires are big enough and you aren’t a total pansie with your Jeep.
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Coastal Carolina Offroad
Morris Mtn ORV Park
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Or you could just get a JeepChick and skip all the BS. lol. Remember guys.. don’t settle and don’t be fake. Women will expect you to maintain the facade. Be yourself, it will be appreciated more.
Thanks JeepChick77 what a great idea! Thanks for the comment!